4/24/2014 (1:32pm) 254,434 notes

sizzleshorts:

commiekinkshamer:

i would pay a lot of money for a complete list of everyone who’s ever had a crush on me

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prevaricators:

This is one of those things that, against knowledge and logic, I have always felt to be true.

(Source: twitter.com, via you-cant-stop-the-moriparty)

stunningpicture:

Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.

(via minishcap)

flamingno:

the sims facebook page just posted this and i’m scared

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4/24/2014 (1:24pm) 223,474 notes

cannibalcoalition:

You know what?

I don’t care if being a lesbian isn’t natural.

Its 2014. Oreos don’t have a single natural ingredient in them that isn’t distilled out of recognition. People get their vegetables from cans. They have made cruelty-free, lab-grown BACON. People fly around in big, metal machines.

I. AM. TALKING. TO SOMEONE. ACROSS THE WORLD. IN A MATTER OF SECONDS.

Not natural. Is not bad.

Your rhetoric is no longer a valid excuse for hate.

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midimarcy:

Christ The Redeemer

Turned all my negative energy into something that made me giggle.

(via nodamnsgiven)

youknowwhenyoufeelit:

hi:

lindsaylohoean:

hi:

I can hear my neighbour in the room beside me having very loud interactions with someone else (grunting, saying of dirty phrases, and lots of vigorous bed movement) and i’m just here sitting in my onesie eating pop tarts trying to watch pokemon

oh they must be redecorating

my neighbors redecorate all the time too

I just heard

"oh yeah baby, I like that" 

sounds like your neighbour is good at redecorating

(via theperksofbeingamockingjayy)

watdawut:

Me saving my grades at the end of a term

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