7/30/2014 (8:24am) 162,744 notes

taco-marco:

staff:

starting today all blogs without the following image will be deleted within 24 hours

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i’m not even afraid of deletion. i just want this image on my blog

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pauladeenandporn:

when I first tweeted these I had to try to hide them from my two psychologist parents but then they got so big that my neighbor told them about it and so they sat me down to ask if I needed help.

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7/30/2014 (8:14am) 190,745 notes

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

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stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

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7/30/2014 (8:11am) 195,980 notes

headphones-in-do-not-disturb:

theorgyorganizer:

fuck education who wants to start a band

your URL makes me suspicious of your intentions with this band.

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cptdave:

Valve actually put that sign in game because playtesters would destroy the generator and then turn around immediately and not see the implosion animation they’d worked so hard on.

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7/29/2014 (11:49pm) 215,775 notes

thatmoustachetho:

I hope the royal baby goes through an emo phase

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7/29/2014 (11:48pm) 541,813 notes

braginskey:

why do people have like 74973 different names for these

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betterwhenaked:

this is literally the best pick up line on a tshirt i’ve ever seen

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7/29/2014 (11:47pm) 94,336 notes

imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

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